"I'm really looking forward to flying with my three kids!" said nobody.
I fly tomorrow, and honestly, I haven't thought much about just because, well, because it's awful.
Am I being melodramatic? Yes. Yes I am.
I hate flying by myself, let alone toting three little ones. I've actually never flown with all three of them, so maybe it will turn out to be a wonderful experience. Hahahahahahahahahaha (forced laugh).
Even my husband thought it would not be possible to write a funny post about this topic. I guess he was right.
I get the feeling that by writing this totally negative post that I'm going to get some kind-hearted responses about things to do on the plane with the crybabies...errr, I mean... crybabies. Refrain, and let me just have my freakout moment. But you are so sweet. Really.
I don't blame that one Asian country for banning kids from flights. I think that is actually a good idea, in fact, I bet starting my own family-friendly airline could be so lucrative! But I am lazy about that, so you ambitious people get a freebie. You're welcome.
(oh and by the way, not flying totally alone with three children. Besides the 150 other people on the plane, I will also have my mother)
SO...if you have some funny tips, I would gladly accept those....
Whiskey? For you, or them. OR all of you.
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