Funny Friday: Up All Night.

(this post is dedicated to all the single white male 27-year old Brians out there in the world with three dogs who like to read mommy blogs)

Actually, this post might be mis-titled.  I am really only up until 11, but it honestly feels like all night at this point. 

Tonight I had the night all to myself! and 200 other people at a wedding.

My husband had to work late and had to miss this wedding.  So I flew solo.  I cannot even recall the last time I did this.

The wedding was a mini-class reunion.  I saw a few people I went to school with, and I thought they'd be all like "Wow, you look great!" while thinking "Wow, you got fat!"  Well, maybe they did think that.  I don't know, I'm not in their brains.  I made sure to work into every conversation that I just had a baby five months ago.  That's not even six months ago, so cut me some slack.

The highlight of my night was probably when I received a text from my mom saying I forgot to pack clean underwear for my oldest daughter.  Okay, ma!  Let me get right on that, after I eat my chicken marsala.  

Another highlight was when a classmate reminded me of when we were in 7th grade and I accidentally tripped him when he had a broken collar bone.  Oh my gosh I laughed so hard.  Then and now.  No, not really then.  I'm not that mean!

I also really enjoyed the wedding because of seeing all the white people try to dance. 

All in all it was a good night.