Funny Friday: Sweet tweet.

I follow someecards on twitter and they will typically compile a list of funny tweets from that day.  This is my choice for funny tweets I read today.  Yes, I am basically stealing funny fodder because I am too lazy and tired to think of my own.  Enjoy!

jonacuff Jon Acuff

Someday in the future, I will tell my kids we used to drive to stores to rent movies. And they will laugh at me

DepressedDarth Darth Vader

The worst sound in the world is Chewbacca singing along to Nickelback.

 

clarkekant Clarke Kant

I only wish it was the alcohol talking. It was my stupid brain.

 

meganamram Megan Amram

I try to buy American, but I just can't find a good domestic finger trap.

 

JimGaffigan Jim Gaffigan

Is it too early to start complaining about Christmas?

 

StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert

A doctor in CA claims he can use a laser to turn brown eyes blue in 20 seconds. And after 20 more, he can turn blue eyes melty.

 

thejoelstein Joel Stein

It's like America is in college: no money, going to protests, telling pizza guy he should totally be President.

 

 

That's all I got today.  Have a good weekend!