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It hurts my feelings.\"\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003E-A beached whale\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003EI went a little unconventional this year and thought perhaps I'd start my New Years Resolution not on the New Year and not call it a New Years Resolution.\u0026nbsp; It will just be called that \"thing I do.\"\u0026nbsp; Then there is less obligation to feel bad if I don't reach my goal.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003EI'm hoping to lose (not loose) some weight and in the end look like Halle Berry.\u0026nbsp; Skin and all.\u0026nbsp; Do you think I'm setting myself up for failure?\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;How may I reach this incredible goal?\u0026nbsp; I'm considering doing a cleanse. \u0026nbsp; Hahaha, no, no.\u0026nbsp; Not really, I just always want to say that because it sounds so cool and hip and fit.\u0026nbsp; Like I live in \u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.hulu.com\/portlandia\" style=\"color: #990000;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003EPortland\u003C\/a\u003E.\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003EHere is a list of my favorite things to eat\/drink that I will try to avoid during my thing I do:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003E1) Peanut M\u0026amp;Ms\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003E2) Starbucks peppermint mochas\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003E3) Bananas with globs of peanut butter\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003E4) Pizza\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003E5) Bread\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003E6) Pretty much everything\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003EI cannot (yet) give up coffee with cream and sugar.\u0026nbsp; I've tried and tried different types of stevia, but they all seem to have that bitterness that comes like when drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003EI also plan to exercise, other than toting around three kids all day.\u0026nbsp; With that, you'd think I'd look like Ms. Berry by now.\u0026nbsp; I guess for some people that works, and others takes a bit more effort.\u0026nbsp; I've also heard that the medicine I take makes me gain\/retain weight.\u0026nbsp; Oh, and probably all that food I've been eating.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003EMy goal is by May 3 (my son's birthday) to lose 20 pounds, which will be my pre-pregnancy weight.\u0026nbsp; Feel free to encourage me, share your own journey, or tell me a joke.\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: verdana;\"\u003EHere's to skinny jeans and single chins!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Courier New\u0026quot;, Courier, monospace;\"\u003E\u003Cstrong\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cstrong style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;Courier New\u0026quot;, Courier, monospace; font-weight: normal;\"\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cstrong\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cstrong\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.megancordell.com\/feeds\/4074065856255506220\/comments\/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.megancordell.com\/2012\/01\/funny-fridaysilly-saturday-what-am-i.html#comment-form","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/2992458009156144390\/posts\/default\/4074065856255506220"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/2992458009156144390\/posts\/default\/4074065856255506220"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.megancordell.com\/2012\/01\/funny-fridaysilly-saturday-what-am-i.html","title":"Funny Friday\/Silly Saturday: What am I weighting for?"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"meg"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/09546619783461331433"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"29","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEilQL7twZTeVtE2hJkjT88LZPQZSB1wEGnttPaiLX5oQi6DHVW6PZqsK_RqoE5he6wtRnoJ2sOFfSSvWC0JvjaPm7nZ_t83cfPF5OkdtPC8Q5BLSgPfSTDQJDAMTZrXcQ\/s220\/IMG_5218.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}}]}});